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Topic: RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Topic: RE: So say us all: v 2.0

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OhioCatFan
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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 7/22/2011 11:10:07 PM

The Optimist wrote:

It's 1:11 PM in Athens, Ohio, and it's a scorching 90 degrees. Weather reports indicate Miami sucked a warm front up from the southwest. Miami has not sucked this much in decades.

This brings up a delicate question: Since it's now been proven that the two biggest black holes in the known universe are located precisely in the center of the Oxford Tech and Temple campuses, can anyone design an instrument delicate enough to figure out which of these two foci sucks the most? This is a very difficult scientific question. Luckily scientists at Ohio's Russ School of Engineering are hard at work on the problem and have developed the world's first SuperSuck-o-Meter. Though final results of their studies won't be released until football season starts, preliminary studies have discovered that contrary to all expectations Temple seems to suck more then Oxford Tech. This was very puzzling to the Russ investigators because tree ring analysis has indicated that historically nothing had sucked more than Oxford Tech. One theory has been developed to explain the anomaly of the preliminary analysis of the current data. It seems that the presence of Charlie Coles has resulted in slightly lower amplitude of suckyness coming from Oxford in recent years and has skewed the historical data.

WARNING: Ohio scientists have issued a RED Suckyness Alert for Nov. 9, 2011. On that date Oxford Tech's football team will play a game at Temple and concentrate an unheard of level of suckyness in one place. If, as Ohio scientist fear might happen, this results in a reading of 120 over S-9 on the SuperSuck-o-Meter, there's a chance that the earth could start to wobble so much on its axis that it might become unstable.

Last Edited: 9/15/2011 10:08:11 AM by OhioCatFan

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 7/23/2011 11:08:27 AM

OhioCatFan wrote:

The key thing is that whether Temple sucks or blows, no one really cares. I think it is a mistake to even include them in the same sentence with Miami, which has proven itself as a center of suction for a very long time.

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 7/25/2011 10:15:47 AM

L.C. wrote:

OhioCatFan wrote:

Agree...And Temple most definitely blows...

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 8/3/2011 10:29:03 AM

In regard to the thread which notes that we are the #1 party school, isn't it appropriate to resurrect this thread?

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 8/23/2011 3:38:57 PM

11 days to kick-off and Miami still sucks...

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 8/24/2011 1:14:30 PM

OhioCatFan wrote:

The Optimist wrote:

It's 1:11 PM in Athens, Ohio, and it's a scorching 90 degrees. Weather reports indicate Miami sucked a warm front up from the southwest. Miami has not sucked this much in decades.

This brings up a delicate question: Since it's now been proven that the two biggest black holes in the known universe are located precisely in the center of the Oxford Tech and Temple campuses, can anyone design an instrument delicate enough to figure out which of these two foci sucks the most? This is a very difficult scientific question. Luckily scientists at Ohio's Russ School of Engineering are hard at work on the problem and have developed the world's first SuperSuck-o-Meter. Though final results of their studies won't be released until football season starts, preliminary studies have discovered that contrary to all expectations Temple seems to suck more the Oxford Tech. This was very puzzling to the Russ investigators because tree ring analysis has indicated that historically nothing had sucked more than Oxford Tech. One theory has been developed to explain the anomaly of the preliminary analysis of the current data. It seems that the presence of Charlie Coles has resulted in slightly lower amplitude of suckyness coming from Oxford.

WARNING: Ohio scientists have issued a RED Suckyness Alert for Nov. 9, 2011. On that date Oxford Tech's football team will play a game at Temple and concentrate an unheard of level of suckyness in one place. If, as Ohio scientist fear might happen, this results in a reading of 120 over S-9 on the SuperSuck-o-Meter, there's a chance that the earth could start to wobble so much on it's axis that it might become unstable.

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 8/24/2011 2:39:17 PM

I was sitting in my office yesterday when the building started swaying. Now some people think it was because of the earthquake in Virginia but I'm fairly certain it was because of the massive suckage making its way down Broad Street from North Philly. Just a theory though.

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 9/15/2011 1:44:57 AM

Lest we forget amidst the immediate excitement of this Saturday....

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 10/1/2011 4:35:04 AM

It's 4:30 AM on gameday...Ohio's O Line is sleeping peacefully preparing to dominate Can't and Miami still sucks...

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 10/9/2011 11:02:49 PM

I must admit, I'm at a loss...what can we say when they actually agree with us?

From the Fiami board:

HoosierHawk wrote:

Miami sucked when Ben Roethlisberger was here. It sucked when Josh Betts was getting us to bowl games. It sucked when Koakl and Raudy were getting hit. It sucked when we had our dream season last year. And it still sucks.

While I'm sure this sums up the Fiami experience on the whole, the thread later drops this gem on us...

Yanksalex wrote:

a majority of our fans suck too

As much as I agree with the valid points brought up by our colleges over on the Fiami board, I will say this...

Cheer up fellas, at least you're not Temple; they blow.

Last Edited: 10/9/2011 11:05:10 PM by OrlandoCat

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 10/26/2011 2:10:10 AM

http://www.miamistudent.net/opinion/opinion-students-shou...

I'll just leave this here...

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 10/26/2011 8:23:02 AM

anorris wrote:

http://www.miamistudent.net/opinion/opinion-students-shou...

I'll just leave this here...

Thanks for posting this in here. I was too lazy to bump this thread with it when I made the topic yesterday.

After reading this again, I'm still shocked that it actually got published. It was in the physical paper too, not just an online piece. The comments are great too.

This video pretty much sums up my reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtNHuqHWefU

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 10/26/2011 10:53:11 AM

Fiami Suckage the tradition continues, way to go erasing any doubt who sucks more between Oxford and temps

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 10/26/2011 2:02:50 PM

It's one week before the Temps game and Fiami still sucks.

We will get by.
We will get by.
We will get by.
We will survive.

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/3/2011 9:43:02 PM

more true than ever.

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/4/2011 7:47:36 AM

Ohio gives its ROTC a cannon to fire when the Bobcats score.

Miami gives its ROTC a bell to ring when the Redhawks score.

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/4/2011 2:46:10 PM

My friends, I am on a secret mission, will post a surprise so say us all update that should more than get MH55's goat!

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/4/2011 5:53:21 PM

Next up: SABB ... the official Suck And Blow Bowl

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If this statement is true, it is also false.
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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/4/2011 8:44:36 PM

It's November 4 and the 25,000 empty seats at Yager Stadium last night agree that FIAMI SUCKS!!!!!

Last Edited: 11/4/2011 8:45:50 PM by Pataskala

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/6/2011 10:49:02 AM

It is sunday and I am in Philadelphia, (now property of Ohio) home of the Liberty Bell. Upon this day we hold these truths to be self-evident. Temps blows and Fiami sucks.

I am and forever will be the Wizard of OU.

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/12/2011 2:37:21 AM

still going...

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/16/2011 11:40:34 PM

It's 11:36 PM, and you have to hope that the massive sucking coming from Oxford tonight doesn't manage to catch the team bus coming back from BG and cause havoc.

In addition, hopefully the sucking lets up some by the end of the month so we can get the team safely to DETROIT!

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/16/2011 11:58:43 PM

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/17/2011 12:04:56 AM

Oxford sucks so much that right before the game started every fan was sucked right out of the stadium.

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RE: So say us all: v 2.0

Posted: 11/17/2011 12:13:24 AM

Yager Stadium = factory of apathy

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