A basketball recruit dies. At the pearly gates, he's greeted by God and the devil.
God: We're going to allow you to make a decision on what you'd like to do.
Recruit: Really? I know what I want to do.
God: You have to check out each place.
The recruit goes with the devil to hell. It's absolutely awesome. Guys are playing ball every day in front of packed arenas. There's eating, drinking and partying with pretty women.
Recruit: If this is hell, I can't wait to get to heaven.
He goes to heaven. It's sedate, not much going on. His family, friends and dog are there. But it's pretty quiet.
God: So what do you want to do?
Recruit: I've made my decision, I'm going with the devil.
He goes with the devil, walks into the gates of hell. It's fire and brimstone and everyone is screaming. It's the worst thing he's ever seen.
Recruit: Wait a minute? What happened to all the ball playing? And food? And women? And partying?
Devil: That was your official visit. This is what it's really like.
borna--We all see with our self-interest lens...we're all human. But it's always interesting to hear people who are so stuck in their own self-interest that they see what they want to see instead of the rather evident truth.
Last Edited: 3/27/2014 1:40:46 PM by Monroe Slavin
Last Edited: 3/27/2014 7:14:27 PM by bornacatfan
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