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Topic: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Topic: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

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Jeff McKinney
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Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 3:56:26 PM

Jeff McKinney
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 4:00:33 PM

"Coach Hawkins has told us all about how Steve King hit that late three and the bench and crowd went wild even though Ohio had a huge lead. Then, he also told us about how Ohio stole that post season bid in that College Basketball Invitational...and we know that DJ Cooper trash talked your white boys last year in the MAC tournament...so we are here to teach you guys our new concealed weaponry techniques. It might be hard to hide the gun in your basketball shorts, but we will find a way."

Bobcat Binge
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 4:45:15 PM

"No, I'm NOT Andrew Zimmern, no, I don't have a tv show called Bizarre Foods, and no, I'm not cooking that road kill that you just scraped up".

D.A.
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 5:22:17 PM

Row your own damn boat! And what kind of boat is that anyway? A camo painted John boat is not a rowboat!

The Few, The Proud, The Bobcats!

And for the record, I hate tOSU, and Ricordati and Torgerson are DB's.

"This isn't just another walkover from the MAC." Kirk Herbstreit, another DB, on College Football Gameday

Ohio69
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 6:44:02 PM

Hmmmm. I can't decide whether I'm angry this clown is getting paid more than me to coach that awful football team or if I can somehow steal the third down signal for our three pointers..... Hmmmm. Uh oh, that wasn't a fart.....

Can somebody hit a pull up jumper for me?.....

JSF
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 8:27:23 PM

"PJ won't let me on the boat."

"Loyalty to a hometown or city is fleeting and interchangeable, but college is a stamp of identity."- Kyle Whelliston, One Beautiful Season.

My blog about depression and mental illness: https://bit.ly/3buGXH8

RSBobcat
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 9:34:04 PM

Bobcat Binge wrote:

"No, I'm NOT Andrew Zimmern, no, I don't have a tv show called Bizarre Foods, and no, I'm not cooking that road kill that you just scraped up".

Zimmern - right on. Road Kill? Not on Richland Ave...................

Last Edited: 10/14/2013 9:34:18 PM by RSBobcat

RS Bobcat

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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 10:07:27 PM

Who loves ya, baby?

RSBobcat
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 10:35:11 PM

"Wonder if that Willis kid will be able to Conceal and Carry as good as Cooper?"

Last Edited: 10/14/2013 10:35:51 PM by RSBobcat

RS Bobcat

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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/14/2013 11:03:35 PM

Row, row, row your boat... gently off a cliff...

"we are bound to win the fray..."
Don't let anyone block your pride.
BSC '06

OUVan
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/15/2013 1:47:30 PM

"What Tim O'Shea did for the 'Clueless-bald-head-coach' look I intend to do with the "Angry-bald-head-coach' look. And I'm doubling-down by staying as close to P.J. as possible to make myself look good by comparison since I no longer can rely on the West being so bad it hides my deficiencies."

colobobcat66
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/15/2013 7:51:28 PM

Have any of you guys seen Moe or Larry?

OhioCatFan
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/15/2013 11:01:14 PM

colobobcat66 wrote:

Have any of you guys seen Moe or Larry?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

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Jeff McKinney
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/15/2013 11:12:05 PM

I STILL can't believe Larry Farmer said he was glad to be back in Kalamazoo after living in Raleigh."

100%Cat
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 10/16/2013 7:26:32 AM

"I hate Miami, too."

Jeff McKinney
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 2/2/2014 7:08:58 PM

Time to bump this thread since we take on Western on Wednesday.

Bobcat110
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 2/2/2014 10:02:33 PM

"Our early attempts at the full court press went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working press, which we shall call... Preparation H. "

PalmerFest
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 2/3/2014 6:11:37 AM

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

jpmo
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 2/3/2014 10:09:21 AM

"I really need to use knife hands more often."

You don't have to outrun the bear...just the other guy.

C Money
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 2/3/2014 10:44:55 AM

Deciduous Forest Cat
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RE: Caption Contest! WMU Head Coach Steve Hawkins...

Posted: 2/3/2014 11:01:52 AM

I wonder what Walter meant when he said "Tread Lightly".

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