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JSF
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Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 4:17:31 PM

"Louis Helmburg III filed a lawsuit in Huntington, W.Va., in February against the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity and its member Travis Hughes for injuries Helmburg suffered in May 2011 when he fell off a deck at the fraternity house. He had been startled and fallen backward off the rail-less deck after Hughes attempted to fire a bottle rocket “out of his anus” — and the rocket, instead, exploded in place. (The lawsuit does not refer to Hughes’ injuries.)"

http://www.theweekender.com/stories/BATHROOM-ETIQUETTE,12...

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 4:39:30 PM

The things they do when their cousin spouses are out of the trailer.

Last Edited: 4/1/2012 4:39:42 PM by Bobcat Swag

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 4:56:25 PM

Bobcat Swag wrote:

The things they do when their cousin spouses are out of the trailer.

We are better than this type of hick humor.

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 5:24:55 PM

OhioCatFan wrote:

Bobcat Swag wrote:

The things they do when their cousin spouses are out of the trailer.

We are better than this type of hick humor.

Yeah.....I'm sure we could beat that.....

RS Bobcat

Bobcat Grad 86
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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 6:04:09 PM

Louis is getting more than 15 minutes of fame as I guess this picture will live forever on the internet.

http://couchfiresports.com/WVU%20Football...

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 6:52:51 PM

I sincerely apologize to the Marshall University fans, students, and supporters along with the surrounding Huntington, West Virginia community for my disparaging remarks.

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 6:53:10 PM

Bobcat Grad 86 wrote:

Louis is getting more than 15 minutes of fame as I guess this picture will live forever on the internet.

Woah. Not safe for work. Not even safe for life.

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 8:21:44 PM

Bobcat Grad 86 wrote:

Louis is getting more than 15 minutes of fame as I guess this picture will live forever on the internet.

Marshall's new chant:

We Are A _ _ Holes !

JSF
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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 10:32:46 PM

OhioCatFan wrote:

Bobcat Swag wrote:

The things they do when their cousin spouses are out of the trailer.

We are better than this type of hick humor.

Hey now! Don't chill speech!

OhioCatFan
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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/1/2012 10:35:25 PM

JSF wrote:

OhioCatFan wrote:

Bobcat Swag wrote:

The things they do when their cousin spouses are out of the trailer.

We are better than this type of hick humor.

Hey now! Don't chill speech!

touché

giacomo
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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/2/2012 10:19:59 PM

Don't gloat too much, when flipping around on my Comcast cable on-demand, I saw an adult movie entitled " Ohio U Sex Tapes". They didn't even bother to honor our request to be referred to as "Ohio". I didn't spring for the movie, but I wonder if President McDavis is aware of this.

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/2/2012 11:32:26 PM

Youngstown Bobcat wrote:

Bobcat Grad 86 wrote:

Louis is getting more than 15 minutes of fame as I guess this picture will live forever on the internet.

Woah. Not safe for work. Not even safe for life.

The End

OhioCatFan
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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/2/2012 11:54:17 PM

Mods please move this thread to the baseball forum. The plaintiff in this case is a catcher on the Marshall baseball team. The case, fortunately, has nothing to do with basketball. The defendant (aka Mr. Rectum Rocket) does not play any intercollegiate sport as far as I know.

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/3/2012 12:01:31 AM

That should really light a fire under their as....oh nevermind....

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/3/2012 12:06:17 AM

He was filming the Rocket Boys 2 movie.

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/5/2012 3:43:58 AM

I see that our baseball contest vs stupd cow was postponed due to rain earlier today. That must have been an explosive situation.

Best thread ever.

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/5/2012 11:31:09 AM

Monroe Slavin wrote:

I see that our baseball contest vs stupd cow was postponed due to rain earlier today. That must have been an explosive situation.

Best thread ever.

Note it was the plaintiff in this case who was the Marshall baseball player, not the defendant (aka RumpRocket).

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/5/2012 10:49:11 PM

RSBobcat wrote:

OhioCatFan wrote:

Bobcat Swag wrote:

The things they do when their cousin spouses are out of the trailer.

We are better than this type of hick humor.

Yeah.....I'm sure we could beat that.....

I just wonder what you would beat it with, the responses O Zoners would give Alan if he actually attempted to stop college kids from being college kids?

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/10/2012 12:06:24 AM

This thread needs to have a long, happy and constant life. It's the hoop equivalent of 'so say us all' over on the football threads. Note that JSF started both of these threads.

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/10/2012 7:48:45 PM

RECTUM......................... Damn near KILLED him....

These ARE the good old days..

OhioCatFan
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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/10/2012 10:17:45 PM

Dougcat78 wrote:

RECTUM......................... Damn near KILLED him....

ROFL!

OhioStunter
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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/11/2012 12:10:04 PM

Dougcat78 wrote:

RECTUM......................... Damn near KILLED him....

Dougcat78, this is your best post yet.

JSF
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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/11/2012 4:17:06 PM

OhioStunter wrote:

Dougcat78 wrote:

RECTUM......................... Damn near KILLED him....

Dougcat78, this is your best post yet.

I hope the brilliance of this comment is appreciated.

RSBobcat
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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/11/2012 9:21:21 PM

JSF wrote:

OhioStunter wrote:

Dougcat78 wrote:

RECTUM......................... Damn near KILLED him....

Dougcat78, this is your best post yet.

I hope the brilliance of this comment is appreciated.

It is genius

RS Bobcat

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RE: Marshall

Posted: 4/12/2012 8:54:08 AM

This thread is highly enlightening. Until I read the official complaint I had no idea that it was my duty to my fellow inebriates not fire bottle rockjets out of my anus. Knowing that I am duty bound will make it much easier to refrain from that in the future.

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