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Topic:  B.A. Crisis Management Team
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First Street Forever
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  Message Not Read  B.A. Crisis Management Team
   Posted: 3/27/2012 3:49:38 PM 
When I was a state employee in SC, I was picked to be an emergency crisis leader for my office. This was shortly after 9/11 when everyone was freaking out about possible follow-up attacks. As leaders, we were to lead people out of our building in to the parking lot - being the first to inhale anthrax, contract smallpox, and/or acquire a social disease (I'll never bring $20 to that alley again). My coworkers could feel safe and secure knowing that a Yankee was leading them to safety... or he'd be among the first die. Huzzah General Lee! Huzzah Jeff Davis...

During training I got to wear an orange sash. It was my proudest accomplishment since the day in kindergarten I got to pick which Letter People song we listened next. (Mr. S, natch...). 

My story is to bring up this point...

... has a Bobcat Attack Crisis Team been formed? It's looking like we'll need leaders to tell us that we need to be calm - or in BA terms - "sit the f#$% down."

It could get ugly - incoherent diatribes posted, people mumbling the alma mater to themselves while holding snakes, do-gooders suggesting that adding Western Kentucky to the MAC will allay our fears...

Dear God, I hope the Mullahs have spent the necessary time setting up a B.A.C.T. instead of spending their ad banner riches all willy-nilly across the Dollar Menu.

And if there is a B.A.C.T. assembling right now in the hollowed-out depths of Bong Hill, I pray that Slimmy tha Bobcat is leading them. Slimmy, we need ya!










Last Edited: 3/27/2012 3:53:17 PM by First Street Forever




I don't endorse the furry lifestyle, but when the Bobkitten is involved things can change mighty quickly...

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Brian Smith (No, not that one)
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  Message Not Read  RE: B.A. Crisis Management Team
   Posted: 3/27/2012 3:54:32 PM 

Last Edited: 3/27/2012 3:55:44 PM by Brian Smith (No, not that one)

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Doc Bobcat
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  Message Not Read  RE: B.A. Crisis Management Team
   Posted: 3/27/2012 3:55:57 PM 
I'll help....I'm not a psychologist but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last week.
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athena
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  Message Not Read  RE: B.A. Crisis Management Team
   Posted: 3/27/2012 3:57:34 PM 
I plan on managing this crisis by buying a six pack on my way home.
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MedinaCat
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  Message Not Read  RE: B.A. Crisis Management Team
   Posted: 3/27/2012 4:01:43 PM 
athena wrote:
I plan on managing this crisis by buying a six pack on my way home.


+1 back in the day it was called Quad Night at the corner of Court and State.(or pick your own favorite establishment)
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GoCats105
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  Message Not Read  RE: B.A. Crisis Management Team
   Posted: 3/27/2012 4:05:01 PM 
In Kentucky it's called buying a bottle of Maker's...

...thankfully I live in Ohio and mix it with Ginger Ale, call it a day and move on to the next one.
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C Money
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  Message Not Read  RE: B.A. Crisis Management Team
   Posted: 3/27/2012 4:06:37 PM 


If we need a distraction, it's officially football season!


Which makes me wonder...if 10 years ago, someone would have told you that on the day that spring football practice opens in the season after our first bowl win ever, all of Bobcat Nation would be obsessing over a LearJet from Illinois, would you have believed that person?
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Bobcat Grad 86
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  Message Not Read  RE: B.A. Crisis Management Team
   Posted: 3/27/2012 4:20:51 PM 
I started hours ago on this project to protect the southern flank of Athens from Wake Forest.  They have a "Buzz Out" campaign to get rid of their pathetic coach and have had Shaka and Groce on their wish list.

I made up the stuff about our assistant coaches who are fantastic as a "tongue-n-cheek" post about their endless threads to dump Steed "Lobo" Lobotzke from Grobes staff.

Been posting on their board for 11 years, although this is the third or fourth board they have had.

http://www.ogboards.com/forums/showthread.php?10058-Just-the-Facts-John-Groce-is-Overrated-as-a-Head-Coach
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Scott Welsh
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  Message Not Read  RE: B.A. Crisis Management Team
   Posted: 3/27/2012 4:28:14 PM 


First Street when he went to college..."Remain Calm...All is Well"
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